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An exact replica

Crashing my PC has never been this fun before!

What a great flash game, you should make more like this. It's so entertaining going through all the options.

MessiaH responds:

I will make one more, and one more only, after WWEi Smackdown.

Not that good

It's better than most of the other dumb tutorials, but this one fails too. When you're looking at the levels and blam/protect badges, there's no back button, just a forward button. A bunch of the B/P icons are wrong, and won't show the right badge unless you have your mouse on it. And you didn't include any new information. All of this is in the countless other tutorials here.

Evan responds:

yeah, theres a couple of bugs im still tyring to fix. but everything has something wrong with it. :\
-marsh1

Average

There have been millions of these already, and this one isn't that great because it doesn't even feature any music. You should have tried to go above the rest with better graphics, and by including new things, but there are no graphics, and there are no new things.

Great gameplay, with great flaws

This is a wonderful game! I love controlling the little guy and owning kindergarteners! I enjoy the ability to do combos, too.

But, see what score I gave the music? A big fat 0. You put blood in it and everything, but then you put some crappy Barney-esque music into it. You should know that music and sound is half of the quality of a movie, or flash game in this case. That brought my overall score for this down to 7. That is all.

It's boring

It's a nifty gimmick, but that's it. It's boring. All you do is press buttons. It's nice to think that you're making cookies, but it's more like you were trying something out, and it worked, but that's it. There's no entertainment value in this. There's no prizes or anything. Plus, you can just press the buttons all at the same time a bunch of times to go through it really quickly.

Average

It's only average. The enemy ships look like two pixels stuck together, the graphics look too soft, and there's no feeling of excitement, you just sit there and hold down x and move around.

The online scoreboard is the best thing about the game.

Denvish responds:

I knew I shouldn't have implemented the autofire.

Good game

It's a good, fun game. I enjoy it, just going around and collecting glucose cells. It's fun!

But there are problems. The main thing is that about 60% when I play this game, at some point the entire screen turns blue except for the amoeba that I control until I die. This glitch is very annoying and makes it a lot less fun. Another thing is the music. It's alright, and fits well with what's going on in the game, but it gets repetitive and annoying after a while. You should have a selection of at least four different music choices. Also, the viruses are all the same. The backgrounds hardly change at all. It gets very repetitive.

Make a new version, with the improvements I listed, and others, to please fans of this mostly blank game.

It's great

I love the little character you fly around the screen, but the game had many faults.

1. It goes by too slow
2. There aren't enough obstacles
3. The music isn't good
4. There is no background picture
5. It's too short

So just make it more interesting, put a lot more moving obstacles in it, better music, a good background, and make it go faster, and it'll be great.

Excellent Game

It's always awesome to have a new game from you. They're always getting better.

It's really fun

It's a good fun game to play. I am looking forward to fighting new opponents.

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