Blam-Master's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beat up Backstreet Boys!]

Wow, lame!

I understand that this is newgrounds history, and I'd like it if you submit all of your old flash, and even this one is justified for being a classic, but it totally blows. House Hunter and Police Bike are the only classic-but-submitted-very-late flashes that I like so far.

[Alien Hominid]

A very satisfying game

I can see why this was published to the game systems. It's really fun! Not nearly good enough for me to go and purchase the console version, there are way to many better games out there, but the flash version is good and fun to play. The music chosen for this game is annoying, as usual with Dan Paladin's games, but it still has enough gameplay value to keep me coming back for more.

[Kitten Cannon!]

Haha

It's very fun to see if you can get three or more explosions/trampolenes in a row! I like this game.

[Bad Dudes vs. Bin Laden]

Lame

This is all you could come up with post-9/11? And you had to explain multiple times that Arabs are nice people, which is totally lame. 0 style points for that. That's just as stupid as saying Arab people are bad. There are good and bad people in every group, and everyone knows that, and no one would have gotten the idea that you hate Arabic people because of this game. All you do is sit there and click on Osama Bin Ladin to beat him up. The only part I like is the fatality.

[Drop! 1.5]

I like it

The movement is good, And being able to jump off the walls is fun.

[Project EDDIE]

Wow, horrible

This is amazingly horrible. The lag is just incrediable. The only good part is the last boss, which was creative. You said this is a work in progress, and you want suggestions for the full game, but you never released it. That's not good. 0/5

[Police Bike]

Nice one

Another classic, good of you to upload it. Too bad new people stop appearing after a few waves, just the same ones over and over again forever. But it's fun.

[JLH & SMG Boxing]

Old and unfun

This might have been fun back in the day, but now it's boring and not fun at all. The House Hunter game was a good old classic, but you made a mistake submitting this one, it blows.

[Beetle Beat]

Boring

This is like Simon, except a million times less fun.

JPI responds:

It's not ment to be that stimulating, the concept of the game is pretty damn boring. But it gets practice in aniamtion and actionscript.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

One of the best

I have a lot to say about this game. First, the beginning is annoying. I have to wait a long time for Domo-Kun's face to come up at the beginning before I can play. You didn't implement any way to make it speed up or to skip forward to the gameplay. After he comes all the way up, it says 'Insert Coin', as if it's supposed to be an arcade game. I like that, but with arcade games you don't have to wait a long time before you can start or insert coins, you can do it any time you like.

The first level is cheesy. The vengeful God strikes you with lightning if you miss hitting one of the powerpuff girls with a stick? I don't know what game that is from, but it's a stupid storyline. The gameplay was fun though.

The second level was a lot funner. The flying around and battling the robodragon was nice, but the powerpuff fights were lame. Did you ever take an english or literature class? Because you need some serious help writing storylines. There needs to be a storyline rating option, along with the graphics, style, sound, violence, humor, and interactivity ones. If there was, I would give this a 0 in that catergory.

The third level was my favorite. Golden Axe was replicated very well in this level, it didn't have the side effect of it feeling like it's a flash game. A problem with this level, however, is that the enemies have the ability to charge into you, and you don't. The dragon might have changed that, but when I got on him, a bunch of enemies rammed into me immediately, and the dragon ran away. The boss of this level was way too difficult, and I was unable to defeat him.

Overall, this is a great fun game, which I had a good time playing.