Blam-Master's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[cantankerousTANK]

Great Graphics, Boring Gameplay

A lot of weapons: check. Great graphics and framerate: check. Fun to kill people in this game: not really that fun. Good music: not really. Dumb tank customization options: check.

You get to choose a few different stuff to put on his head at the beginning, and all of the options are lame. You should be able to change the color and the whole look of the tank. Also, there's only one level, and no different enemies, which makes it less enjoyable. Not even a boss.

[Build a Robot 2.1]

It sucks

There are barely any parts to make a robot with. The only thing that's good about this are the good graphics and high framerate. Put in like 350+ parts, and then it'll be good. But with so few options, it's boring and stupid.

[Disorderly]

Crappy Controls, But Still Fun

You can't beat the crap out of the old people like you can beat up kids in Dad n' Me, because the controls in this game suck, hence the 0 rating for Interactivity. But it's fun and funny beating the crap out of the annoying old people.

[UFA]

Fun fun fun

It's fun to shoot lasers at the puny humans to destroy them, and abduct them, and feed them to a monster, and to make them fall through a broken bridge. You NEED to make a revised edition of this game, because it's so fun, yet so short.

[Snipe Justin Timberlake]

Dumb

You went through the trouble of making a cool sniper game, but you had to make it about Justin Timberlake. That's really dumb, and makes takes the enjoyability away from the game.

[Squigly Fish Racer v1.0]

Another really fun game

I enjoyed this, I liked the NESy feel to it. Hopefully there will be a v2.0 of this very fun game.

[League Bowling]

A great game

This game is really fun. The only problem is that there are hardly any options at all! It would have been better if you could walk around the bowling complex and get some pizza or whatever and do other things. Or just different bowling options, like picking out the weight and color of your bowling ball to change the gameplay mechanics. But it's still a great game!

[Crazy Belmont]

More like 'Boring Belmont'

The graphics aren't totally on the bottom, they're kind of ok. But it's boring, there's no goal except to kill people, which isn't fun in this game.

TomFulp responds:

Killing people in games is ALWAYS fun.

[Beat up Backstreet Boys!]

Wow, lame!

I understand that this is newgrounds history, and I'd like it if you submit all of your old flash, and even this one is justified for being a classic, but it totally blows. House Hunter and Police Bike are the only classic-but-submitted-very-late flashes that I like so far.